The Market House
Welcome to The Market House, the vibrant cultural centre of Tonbridge.
Day – Café + Takeaway
Coffee, Breakfast, Lunch + Bar
A relaxed daytime spot for great coffee, seasonal food and simple take-away.
Night – Cocktails + Drinks
Pizza, Bar, Live Music + Club
As evening falls, the lights dim and the energy rises - cocktails, music, and good times late into the night.
Large Groups (7+) - Please contact us on 01732 444652 or hello@themarket.house
- Reservation for parties of 1 to 6
- Reservation for parties of 1 to 6
- Reservation for parties of 1 to 50
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Afternoon Tea
Treat yourself to a delightful afternoon tea at The Market House, now available during the weekends as...
- Reservation for parties of 1 to 6
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Private Karaoke Party (2 Hours)
Book The Vault for a private karaoke party!
Invite up to 50 friends and sing your heart out.
Minimu...- Prepaid reservation for parties of 6 to 50
- £16 per person
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Pub Quiz for the Taekwondo World Cup
Get ready for a fun night out with our Pub Quiz and raffle.
£3.96 per person (this covers the bookings...- Thursday, 9 Jul 2026
- 19:30
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DJ Andy Holdstock - The Vault
DJ Andy Holdstock takes over The Vault for a night of disco, funk, jazz, and Latin house. Free entry, ...
- Friday, 10 Jul 2026
- 21:00
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ENGLAND VS NORWAY - QF WATCH PARTY
Join us to see if we can keep up England's run in The Vault.
Kane vs Haaland, Bellingham vs Ødegaard,...- Saturday, 11 Jul 2026
- 21:00
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chameleon; mirage - Original Theatre, Matinee Show
What happens when a Third Culture Kid stops running and sits in ten days of silence?
chameleon, mirag...- Sunday, 12 Jul 2026
- 15:00
- £9 per ticket
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Detroit Pizza & Tiramisu Baking Class
Attend Tonbridge Baking School for a Detroit Pizza and Tiramisu class!
Enjoy your delicious creations ...- Sunday, 12 Jul 2026
- 18:00
- £60 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Hold The Line Comedy: The Return
Stand-Up local legends, Hold The Line Comedy, return to Tonbridge!
HTL take to the stage to kick-off...- Thursday, 23 Jul 2026
- 19:30
- £7 per ticket
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Funk & Soul Jam Night
Join us for an evening of funk and soul at the monthly jam night!
Bring your instruments or just joi...- Thursday, 23 Jul 2026
- 20:00 - 23:00
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Matthew Mckew: The Concussed Comedian: Man Vs Shelf
No, not a DIY nightmare, but the tale of how Matthew Mckew became the concussed comedian and how stand...
- Thursday, 23 Jul 2026
- 21:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Jacob Hatten: RUINS (stand-up)
Archaeology for perverts. An excavation of the soul. Also, some actual old things: castles... pottery....
- Friday, 24 Jul 2026
- 18:00 - 19:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: chameleon; mirage - Original Theatre
What happens when a Third Culture Kid stops running and sits in ten days of silence?
chameleon, mirag...- Friday, 24 Jul 2026
- 19:30 - 20:30
- £9 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Hot Mess Express - Improv Comedy Show
Improv comedy show!
Use limited early bird discount code HME for 10% off tickets!- Friday, 24 Jul 2026
- 21:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Sean Little - Stand Up
Stand-up comedy!
Further details TBA.
Use limited early bird discount SEAN for 10% off- Saturday, 25 Jul 2026
- 18:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Jade Gebbie: The People Pleaser
Local comic Jade Gebbie (British Comedy Guide Performance Award finalist 2025 and writer for The News ...
- Saturday, 25 Jul 2026
- 19:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Benjamin Patterson's Bucket Speech
Most bucket speeches happen at the very end of a very funny show. This one differs in two ways.
Use t...- Saturday, 25 Jul 2026
- 20:30
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Paul Savage: Comedy Quiz for D*ckheads
A strictly 18+ pub quiz for know-it-alls, written and hosted by comedians. Gather your most insufferab...
- Sunday, 26 Jul 2026
- 18:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: HOLD THE LINE, STAND-UP OPEN MIC
If you’ve never taken to the stage before, or stumbling on new material., this is your chance to sign ...
- Sunday, 26 Jul 2026
- 19:00
- £7 per ticket
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FRINGE SHOWCASE: Paul Savage: Comic, Relieved (Stand-Up)
Paul Savage has some mad stuff happen to him: he's been kidnapped, carjacked and accidentally did a ja...
- Sunday, 26 Jul 2026
- 20:30
- £7 per ticket
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The Sixties Sound - Gig in The Vault
Classic songs from a golden era!
Expect The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, The Doors, The Wh...- Friday, 30 Oct 2026
- 20:00
- £10 per ticket
